VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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