Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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