My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do vagina's smell?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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