you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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