My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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