he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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