I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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