I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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