shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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