Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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