It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
FUCK WHALES
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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