Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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