My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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