My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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