made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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