Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
