So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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