; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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