need another drink. this is the easiest way
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
