Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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