I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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