who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
