he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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