Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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