i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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