Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She tied me up with her honor cords...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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