I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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