my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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