Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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