We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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