Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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