I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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