awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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