Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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