oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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