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say what?
wanna hang out?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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