My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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