That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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