The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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