remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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