come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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