im gay
i know
yea but for you.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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