Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
