But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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