is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
