That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
