I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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