wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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