HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
