so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm passing your future prison.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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