I'm so fucking centered right now
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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