Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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