i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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